Wednesday, 21 December 2011

Scotland's New Constitution

Iceland seem to be rewriting  their constitution, crowdsourcing it actually. I find it incredible that so few news sources are talking  about this. I think its great, and i bet they produce a really good constitution.

When Scotland becomes independent, or a European state, i think we should produce a constitution too. I think we should build on  from the Icelandic one (afterall they've done a lot of work on it, it seems pointless to start from scratch).

I do worry that Scotland is full of twats and we would make an arse of it. But i guess you  just have to hope.

Here are some suggestions i would like to make:

  1. No Politicians.
    I was really annoyed when i found out that Billy Bloody Connolly had said this before, but the last people you  want in power should be people who want power.
    To get round this i think there shold be a national service/jury duty system of 2 years of government running.
    Some may say that you  need the best to run  a country - in  the same way that you  need to pay the most to get the best to run  the banks  but actually i think there is a good argument to pay someone a lot less to run   the banks afterall they couldn't do it any worse?
    Anyway, i like the idea of some granny laying  it on the line to Putin.
    And i include Councils in  this. Edinburgh does seem to be run by a bunch of crooks, as does Inverness, and i suppose its the same everywhere.
    I do find amatuer to be always (ok you  could have a point with doctors) preferrable to professionals. Professional seems to be mean an ability to lie and avoid. 
  2. Open Government
    Everything  that gets said or done should be visible, a permanent wikileaks, cameras in  the office!
  3. Keep religion out of Politics
     There are a lot of Gods, and perhaps there is a nice one somewhere but the Old Testament god (or 3-in-1 god) is far too unpleasant to be allowed anywhere near any opinion making. To badly quote Ghandi: christians aren't very christian are they?
    This one went on  a lot longer but i keep cutting  it back. Bunch of .........
  4. Gay Marriage - yes
  5. Liberalise drugs - yes
  6. No Trident - yes
    I mean if you  have a war do you  have to wait 3 weeks for the sub  to get there? You'd be quicker (and a bit cheaper) sending  it Royal Mail First Class - and less visible from space.
  7. Armed forces
    Nothing  against armed forces. Probably  need one, best to have it well equipped. But sharing  is nice. I was speaking  to a guy who worked for the Duchy of Luxembourg. He was telling  me that Luxembourg had an airforce - one plane or rather half a plane, shared with Belgium, an AWAC, i think it was flying  around Libya at the time.
  8. Evidence Based Laws
    And if you  make a new law - give it a Dead man's switch so it automatically dies after 5 years, unless evidence says it has worked and should be renewed, and not had some terrible unforeseen consequence.
  9. Patents
     No software patents, biological patents or medical patents. Patents have to be more thoroughly checked, and if they are not used within  5 years (?) die.
  10. Copyright
    We, the people are the holders of copyright, and we grant copyright for a short period of time before it reverts back to the public domain. If copyright is needed at all (and architecture, food and fashion make a good argument that it is not needed), it should be for  - i don't know, Queen Anne set it to 14 years. That seems too long.
    Maybe it should be a Creative Commons Licence
  11. No Unemployment Benefit, or Unemployment benefit department, no state pension
     This is nicer than it sounds. Actually i first heard it from a Director of Barlays back in  the early '90s. The idea is this: everyone gets say £120 a week, kids get less, pensioners more. If you  are earning then it gets taxed back off you. Its sort of simple. Too simple? i don't know how the maths would work, but the UK has not  produced much great music over the last 2 decades. I think thats directly attributable to the increased difficulty of getting  unemployment benefit. And now we have Brit School. OK, so i  am biased, not everything  should be based on  whether music is good or not. But All good music seems to have come from Canada of late - whats their system like?
  12. 3 day week? 4 day week?
     I think we should all work less, earn less, spend less and do more (yes i wrote a song about that, actually an album). Have more time to be friends, to be family, to think and do and help. The week would still be 7 days, and work would continue on  all these days ( though i would hope less at  weekends) - just there would be many more jobs for all. Its a sort of job share for all i suppose. If you  are self employed then its up  to you  how long you  work. I also think this would bring down house prices, in fact prices for everything.
  13. Heres a controversial one - i  am pro hunt!
    Actually i hate hunting. I went on  one once, god awful, 10 folk stood around far to early, in  the rain,  speaking  in  funny accents (yorkshire), very boring. But of the thousands of hunts only 10 are actually posh - red coats and horses that you  see on  the BBC, the rest are like this. The thing  is i like using animals to hunt other animals. As an almost vegetarian i get very excited watching  ladybirds hunt and kill greenfly on  my veg. I hate cats but they do keep mice away, i love dogs and they are great at ratting. Japanese catching  fish  with comarants (Ukai Fishing) is just plain  cool. So yes i  am pro hunt.
    There have been billions of years of animals eating  each other alive: if you  are old, cold, young, hungry or wounded, or just plain slow, then you  got eaten alive. The fact is that now we have no big predators doing  the darwinian thing, we have to do it. And the cheapest most natural  ( and i mean darwinian survival of the healthiest on  average) way is to allow those who want to do it do it. I don't mean cock fighting, or bear bating etc.. just allow hunting. A dog kills a rat, a dog kills a hare, a dog kills a fox.
    When i have this argument with friends (who are all anti-hunting it seems) it always comes down to one thing: they dont really care about the animal, they just hate posh folk hunting. But the thing  is, its not posh folk who do the most hunting, its incomprehensible yorkshiremen/women.
  14. Free Speech, Anonymity and Dumb Pipe Internet (net neutrality)
    Everybody has something  to hide. If i look up  a disease on  the internet, lets say twice, i do not want it logged on a database and sold onto an insurance company so that i and ALL my descendents forever get charged more for insurance because they think we have that disease. So yes we all have stuff to hide, so do not start saying 'if you've done nothing  wrong you  have nothing  to hide'. 
  15. Racism and Economic Migration
    Scottish racism is based on  accent. If you  have a scottish accent then you  are scottish if you  dont you  aren't. My son is scottish, I am not. Oh, and i am an economic migrant. My 900 year ago father came to scotland looking  for work - any raping, pillaging would do - and stuck around, got on  with the locals (those left after aforementioned job opportunities). There are very few countries where the actual indigenous folk exist - and scotland is not one of them. We should welcome anyone from anywhere and be grateful they bother with this dark soggy land.
  16. Scottish law - should speak English
    I have been passing  legal documents (taking  a peculiarly inept Edinburgh Solicitors to court for failing  to check the Deeds) to my stepfather - a retired barrister, and he is shocked by how incomprehensible this stuff is. I can only suppose its so conversations between lawyers can take a nice long time so they can charge more.
There's more, i expect i'll come back to this a lot - and get rid of stuff i disagree with later. But what do you  think? What would you  add to your Scottish Constitution.


UPDATE 24 JAN 2012
sorry  - first rule of the internet - someones already done it.
so, here are 2:

    Monday, 28 November 2011

    Spotified - 25-26-27 Nov

    For 20 years i have thought of Prince as a: a numpty, b: an unfunky numpty at that. The rhythms were so strict, so rigid, compared to the lose '70s funk of, well everybody else pretty well.

    OK, Friday night was an orgy of Prince, admittedly early Prince and the singles mainly, but oh it was magic. What a funny guy (i've heard he got religion now so that would explain a lot), and how sort of home made it is, and really funky. i think Darling Nikki was the winner.

    Why why do the radio always play ruddy Tom Jones's lame-arse version of Kiss and not the original. Its a crime.

    So, following  on  from this we wondered whether other people were actually good . So, here goes:
    • Queen: equally marvelous and hilarious, but what a voice. I porbably didn't need to hear 7 Seas of Rye, but the greatest of the greatest hits were great
    • Madonna: meh! just about made it through Borderline.
    • The Monochrome Set: Did one song, can see  that many bands made a career out of copying  them (stand up  Franz Ferdinand)
    • Magazine: maybe later
    • Smiths - never not liked them - apart from the time when i hated them, ie when they existed, came to them late, 1993, but goodness what songs. I won't share you - heaven.
    • Donna Summer: Love to love you Baby. Fantastic
    • Jesus Christ Superstar - listen jesus - ok
    • Aretha Franklin: say a little prayer nice
    • Jean Knight: Mr Big Stuff: still good
    • Jacksons: (Stop) The love you save  - great
    • Michael Jackson: alright, i guess, Billy Jean anyway, gave up  after that
    • Annie - Give a little love - well i love it
    By which time the Logitech was having  a hernia and turning  off every 2.5 minutes so we gave up  and listened to Bon Iver's new album again. God they were good live.

    Also listened to Raime, Soft Moon ( i think?), Do you  realise by the flaming  Lips (brilliant) and lots more that i can't remember now.

    Friday, 25 November 2011

    Do shaver blades get worse when the next number of blades come out?

    Last night, as i shave in  the bath, i binned my worn out Gillette Ultra Max Man Trio Blade head or whatever its called, and reached for a new one. But with my new pack of 5 blades, that for some reason now costs £7, came a 6 Blade head.

    Which needless to say annoyed me.

    And reminded me of a thought i had back in  the late '80s that i should patent 5, 6 ,7 ,8 ,9 10 blade heads before they made them and if any company asked for patent i could then say: 'No, make better 1 or 2 blade shavers'.

    Because it was really starting  to annoy me that as they brought out the 3 blade shaver the 2 blade seemed to get worse as had the 1 blade before it.

    Now the manufacturer will say that that's because the 3 blade was so much better. But i am not sure that that's true. I suspect they also made the single blades slightly worse.

    And now we are on 6 blades and i imagine that the 3 blades will start to be made blunter.


    So, each year i look at my grandfather's cut-throat razors and think: will i start using  them?

    Its just the name: Cut Throat. Couldn't they have named them 'You  will definitely die using  these?' or something slightly plainer.

    Anyway, If i can  work out how to sharpen  them (if they need it) i may give them a go.

    I guess this could be my last post. But the walls of the bathroom are red so there's no need to worry about redecorating.

    Thursday, 24 November 2011

    All been quiet on the Spotify Front - Damn You Logitech!

    Our evenings of listening  to new music on Spotify have been problematic of late. And it turns out we are not alone.
    A quick search brought up  our problem: PureFi Anywhere 2 Speakers Cutting Out/Turning Off.

    It seems, that though the speakers get excellent audio reviews, as soon as you  plug an external source of music into the speakers they can start cutting  off.

    The problem seems to be that the sleep mode that protects the batteries from being used up (its portable too - for those camping moments??) still gets applied even when its plugged into the mains, and somehow after two and a half minutes it will just start turning itself off.

    This does not happen with an iPod plugged in , just when a computer or other source of music is plugged in.

    Lovely speakers - hopeless to use for spotify or playing  music from your server/computer.

    Luckily we have a lovely new hifi on its way after christmas from DabHandRadio. Well i hope its lovely. It will look lovely, its a PHILIPS 141U BAKELITE WIRELESS RADIO, sorry about the caps. Its one of these:

    Saturday, 15 October 2011

    Friday Diary - including spotified 111015

    I just don't remember this but supposedly we ended up  last week listening  Tom  Waits. Certainly we began there last night - but it was like listening  to Daniel O'Doneel with a bad cold. Slick Radio 2light listening, pretty hellish. Must have been a recent album or something.

    Luckily i saved the day, which is something  i don't get to say often, by turning  to our lord. Something  else i don't get to say often.

    How I converted to our Lord Creator.

    Ok the 'our' bit is a bit gratuitous. But it all began couple of months ago when Radio 2 wasn't playing Mama Cass's 'It's Getting Better', and slapped on 'Kingston Town'  (Not NOT UB40's turgid version) but, well, but frankly by who. Rushed off to dig up  the playlist for that hour and found: Lord Creator. And of course forgot his name within  a few days. Until this week when is just sort of appeared as if having  been through a long lost walk in  the woods of my cavernous head.

    I have been getting  excited about having  a grown-up  chrismas party in  our flat. It involves me upping  the DIY ante and getting  a lot more done by December, but i will try. I want: Mullet wine (of course), sweetish german white wine, Dress:  Lounge Suits (saw that on  my mothers 80th birthday party invite), Buffet (random odd vegetarian-isms, bhajis, samosas), and Lord Creator on  all night. Much as i would like to inflict Seefeel on  everyone, i just dont think guitar electronica is everyone's cup of tea, but Lord Creator's missing  link between Calypso and early Reggae is fantastic. One minute he's getting  his girl home in  time with 'Don't Stay out Late' with 50's crooner / doo wop but with brilliant brass soloists (but this extra distorted rhythm guitar), then he's calypsoing with Ma & Pa. Genius. Perfect gentle party music. Even earlier than Desmond Dekker, but heading  in  that direction. (I saw Desmond Dekker twice (or three time) in  London, brilliant).

    Vegetarian still? Probably not.
    I found myself having  a sausage roll yesterday.  This last week has been distinctly lose on the food front. And had more John Dorey last night.

    I like this 15 minute recipe we've brewed up:
    1. Fry an onion / and or leek, garlic, chilli - to taste, salt and pepper, with lid on. Not too hot.
    2. Put fish in, in  2 bits. Medium heat, with lid on.
    3. Turn fish after a few minutes. drop a bag of Spinach on top, with lid on.
    4. When Spinach has collapsed / cooked Serve.
    So good bye Carol Vorderman, i certainly enjoy vegetables much more, and mainly eat just that, but by heck black pudding's a treat.

    Saturday, 8 October 2011

    Friday Diary - including spotified 111008

    Food
    Lets begin with something  fishy - a John Dorey. Cheaper than i thought but firm and hick and very nice. Panfried with chilli (too much) , garlic and onions and spinach on top. Very nice. After discovering  Turbet last month things are really looking  up  on  the fish front. Does that make us Piscatorian Immoral Vegans?

    Spotified
    Broken Social Scene - listened to the to hits, the latest album and parts of their first album. All pretty good, will have to investigate further.
    Wild Beasts  - very curious, he has a voice like all '80s singers in  one: David Sylvian, and Heaven 17, Marc Almond, Spandau Ballet, Limahl, the whole lot, and yet its pretty good, modern sound with these vocals.

    But then Spotified ran out. Our 10 hours for October gone. So fast! So we dug out some albums (ripped to harddrive) and got stuck into  - can't remember, was it Bonobo?


    In  the mean time we decided on  what albums to buy:
    1. Washed Out
    2. Twin Sister
    3. Beach House - Beach House
    4. SeeFeel
    Plus amazon single downloads (DRM free you see) of:
    1. Can - Vitamin C 
    2. Mogwai - Get to France
    3. TV on  the Radio - Wolf like me
    Which is very encouraging. Though what to do about spotify? Maybe i will by it for a month? Or maybe try somewhere else - Jamendo?

    Shopping
    So, on  hearing  that the best shops were still:
    1. Ebay
    2. Asos
    3. Berties
    And now Rokit - for vintage stuff.

    The worst shop is TopShop it seems. Doesn't work in  Opera, i crime i heartily agree with.

    But an interesting point made is that paying  by Paypal is always better than paying  by credit/debit card. Almost one click and no extra Bank Password messing  about. I don't want to start saying  that this is the end of Banks as thats what i have thought about most big business since 2000, but its a very interesting continuation of the process.

    Other things
    Well i  am hoping  that a new design  is on  the way for InkBoutique. Nice drawings were witnessed.
    An old bedside table has now produced its third bit of furniture - an above-door shelf for the kitchen.

    UPDATE - SAT
    Some painful typos dealt with, plus. While Amazon  was not so great, i bought the albums but the singles downloads now involved installing  a program (though its great that they had 4 different linux distribution installers) why? Why can we not just download the tracks - you  send us the cds, its no different. But installing software ('It is required for album purchases, and makes downloading songs fast and easy') and there was no other option - for singles, or just to say 'no thanks i want my singles delivered slow and difficult thanks very much' seems not to be an option. What happens if you  close your amazon  account, or when amazon  get bought out in  5 years, or if i want to move the songs to my mp3 player? my car? So, no. Not buying  singles from amazon. Petty perhaps but...

    Saturday, 1 October 2011

    11/10/01 Spotified

    SeeFeel - an awful lot of them
    Susumu Yokota
    Fridge  - Happiness album though maybe not the first track
    Neu! - but not the revelation that Can was.
    Girls - back to Girls, pretty good though theres a track in  the middle to be missed out